1 00:00:03,137 --> 00:00:04,514 Gentlemen, 2 00:00:04,538 --> 00:00:07,405 Next week's duty Roster for your perusal. 3 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:18,461 Mnh-mnh. I quit. 4 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:19,796 Problem, harris? 5 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,699 Barn, you got me on with Inspector luger again. 6 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:25,635 Wojo has been on with Him for the last few days. 7 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:28,205 So now it's my turn In the barrel again? 8 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:29,606 Exactly. 9 00:00:29,630 --> 00:00:31,808 Barney, I'm still Trying to recover 10 00:00:31,832 --> 00:00:34,244 From that stakeout last week. 11 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:38,114 I mean, 10 hours in a car With the old inspector. 12 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:40,883 I mean, blowing his Nose every five minutes, 13 00:00:40,907 --> 00:00:42,885 Slurping his coffee. 14 00:00:42,909 --> 00:00:46,656 Barn, making little shadow Puppets on the dashboard. 15 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:49,092 And telling those same Old morbid stories... 16 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:52,195 How they gunned down foster, How they blew up kleiner... 17 00:00:52,219 --> 00:00:53,930 They gunned down Kleiner, blew up foster. 18 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:57,500 Whatever, barn. The Man is not fun to be with. 19 00:00:57,524 --> 00:00:58,535 Harris... 20 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:00,803 Harris, we work in Teams around here. 21 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:03,140 Now, the man has to Be on with somebody. 22 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:07,544 So? Why don't you put Him on with dietrich? 23 00:01:07,568 --> 00:01:09,679 Hey. Whoa. 24 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:12,582 Hey, come on, arthur, man. Look, just name your price. 25 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:13,583 - forget it. - gentlemen. 26 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:15,285 Look, I had him for 10 hours. 27 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:17,287 Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. 28 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:20,890 Yes, the man can Be grating at times. 29 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,759 However, he has Been assigned here, 30 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:27,631 And he will be here for, Uh, god knows how long. 31 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:28,965 It's up to us 32 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:32,702 To be as tolerant and Understanding as possible. 33 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:36,539 In here, clyde. 34 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:39,675 Boy, you're just lucky That foster or kleiner 35 00:01:39,699 --> 00:01:41,410 Never get ahold of you. 36 00:01:41,434 --> 00:01:44,013 Keep a good thought. 37 00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:46,449 What do you got, inspector? 38 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:48,239 Scum, barney. 39 00:01:49,642 --> 00:01:52,288 How you doing? 40 00:01:52,312 --> 00:01:53,622 Who is this? 41 00:01:53,646 --> 00:01:56,626 Uh, this is felix morrissey. 42 00:01:56,650 --> 00:02:01,765 He tried to hold up a drugstore Over on houston using this. 43 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,167 Must be 100 years old. 44 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:06,035 Looks like a dueling pistol. 45 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:08,805 Uh, the clerk wouldn't Take him seriously, 46 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:10,173 Refused to open the register. 47 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:12,876 Yeah, the guy wanted Proof that my gun worked. 48 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,744 I mean, I gave him my word. 49 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:17,013 When we got there, They were still arguing, 50 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,915 And inspector just Walked right up 51 00:02:18,939 --> 00:02:20,851 And grabbed the Gun away from him. 52 00:02:20,875 --> 00:02:22,318 Sure. 53 00:02:22,342 --> 00:02:26,423 He didn't scare me with That sissy little peashooter. 54 00:02:26,447 --> 00:02:28,425 Hey, jack, I don't Make fun of your gun. 55 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:29,449 Eh! 56 00:02:30,550 --> 00:02:31,849 Harris. 57 00:02:34,054 --> 00:02:35,931 Inspector. 58 00:02:35,955 --> 00:02:39,869 We don't get to see Weapons like this very often. 59 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:41,471 Where did you get it? 60 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,606 I bought it for 50 bucks. 61 00:02:43,630 --> 00:02:44,607 From whom? 62 00:02:44,631 --> 00:02:47,043 Hey, I can't tell you that. 63 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,112 That's professional ethics. 64 00:02:49,136 --> 00:02:52,148 Well, I'm sure you'll understand Why we have to book you. 65 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,416 Sure. 66 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:57,554 Okay, plant it over here, punko. 67 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,222 Check out the serial Number of that thing. 68 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:02,558 Yeah, uh, barn, This thing works. 69 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:05,316 I mean, I unloaded It myself, and, uh... 70 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:09,599 Yeah? 71 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,657 Uh... Nothing. 72 00:03:14,828 --> 00:03:17,674 Look, uh, yeah. We'll be right over. 73 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,609 Barney, call from the Police property warehouse. 74 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:22,245 Barn, we're being robbed. 75 00:03:22,269 --> 00:03:24,881 Wonderful. 76 00:03:24,905 --> 00:03:26,883 Barn, I'm on with dietrich. 77 00:03:26,907 --> 00:03:28,774 Dietrich? 78 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:34,590 Notice how casually I took that. 79 00:03:34,614 --> 00:03:36,059 I mean, right in stride. 80 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,627 A few years ago, 81 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:41,131 I would've said "My god!" Or at least "You're kidding." 82 00:03:41,155 --> 00:03:42,265 Sure, barn. 83 00:03:42,289 --> 00:03:44,700 I mean, after Being a cop so long, 84 00:03:44,724 --> 00:03:47,003 I mean, you're bound To become jaded. 85 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,773 Come on, arthur. We got A burglary in progress. 86 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:51,307 It's the police warehouse. 87 00:03:51,331 --> 00:03:53,165 Holy moly... Us? 88 00:03:54,868 --> 00:03:56,634 Hey, I'm still new. 89 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:23,332 Uh... Did you watch the Knick game on tv last night? 90 00:05:23,356 --> 00:05:25,234 How could I? 91 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:27,703 You know my dumont went kaput. 92 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:29,272 Oh. Right. Sorry. 93 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:30,539 That's okay, barney. 94 00:05:30,563 --> 00:05:32,242 If anything good comes on, 95 00:05:32,266 --> 00:05:34,778 I can always duck Into the local gin mill 96 00:05:34,802 --> 00:05:37,346 Or else go down, Stand on the sidewalk, 97 00:05:37,370 --> 00:05:40,571 Watch it through the Window of an appliance store. 98 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:49,091 It's next week's duty roster. 99 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:52,217 Oh, yeah... "Duty roster." 100 00:05:54,454 --> 00:05:56,633 Seems to me like They're kind of shuffling 101 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:59,636 The old inspector around pretty Good these days, huh, barney? 102 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:02,805 I mean, one day with Harris, one day with d.D. 103 00:06:02,829 --> 00:06:04,707 I thought that would Be the way to do it. 104 00:06:04,731 --> 00:06:07,076 This way, if you rotate, Everybody gets a chance. 105 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:10,279 - ah, a rotation, huh? - yeah. 106 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:13,349 Kind of makes me feel Like the old, senile uncle, 107 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,052 You know, the family Keeps passing around 108 00:06:16,076 --> 00:06:18,054 From one relative to another, 109 00:06:18,078 --> 00:06:20,422 Until one of them Gets up guts enough 110 00:06:20,446 --> 00:06:22,091 To stick him into a home. 111 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,627 Inspector, that is not the case. 112 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:27,430 That's what they Did with brownie. 113 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:29,799 I mean, I wanted to Take him in with me, barn. 114 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,300 Honest to god. 115 00:06:31,324 --> 00:06:34,971 I mean, the plastic tubes And all, but I just couldn't. 116 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:36,372 Inspector... 117 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,042 I couldn't leave him alone There in the apartment 118 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,843 All day by himself, could I? 119 00:06:40,867 --> 00:06:44,113 What if there's a fire Or earthquake or... 120 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,137 Or the phone rang? 121 00:06:47,674 --> 00:06:50,286 Okay, mr. Osborne, Right in here, please. 122 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,722 I was just cutting Through the red tape. 123 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:55,291 I'm afraid there may Be more coming up. 124 00:06:55,315 --> 00:06:57,426 Barn, this is Mr. Joseph osborne. 125 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,095 The guys down at property 126 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:02,031 Caught him coming off the Warehouse loading dock 127 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:04,100 Carrying that sony in his arms. 128 00:07:04,124 --> 00:07:06,035 I wasn't stealing it. 129 00:07:06,059 --> 00:07:07,169 Of course. 130 00:07:07,193 --> 00:07:08,938 No, he wasn't, barn. It's his. 131 00:07:08,962 --> 00:07:10,172 Huh? 132 00:07:10,196 --> 00:07:12,275 I guess you don't Remember me, captain, 133 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:14,443 But I was here about A year and a half ago 134 00:07:14,467 --> 00:07:16,178 After my apartment was robbed. 135 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:18,547 Within a week, your People had caught the thief 136 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:19,716 And recovered my tv set. 137 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:21,818 - oh. - but you never gave it back! 138 00:07:21,842 --> 00:07:23,119 Huh? 139 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:27,223 Barney, apparently, Mr. Osborne had a little difficulty 140 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:30,059 Reclaiming the set from The property department. 141 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:33,262 First they said they had to Keep it until after the trial 142 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:35,164 In case they needed The tv in court. 143 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:37,834 - that took four months. - yeah, well... 144 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:39,435 Then they said They had to keep it 145 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,538 Until I got a release From the district attorney. 146 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:44,273 That took 15 weeks. 147 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,642 Then they tell me They have to hold it 148 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:49,478 In case the guy who Took it puts in a claim! 149 00:07:49,502 --> 00:07:51,380 It's diabolical! 150 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:54,683 It is a bit complex, I admit. 151 00:07:54,707 --> 00:07:59,255 And we both know the Reason why, don't we, captain? 152 00:07:59,279 --> 00:08:01,357 No. Why? 153 00:08:01,381 --> 00:08:06,228 It's because all the property That doesn't get claimed 154 00:08:06,252 --> 00:08:08,331 Gets auctioned off, 155 00:08:08,355 --> 00:08:12,168 And your police fund Gets all the money, right? 156 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:14,971 Well, that is what happens, 157 00:08:14,995 --> 00:08:17,607 But I can assure you it's not Because the police department 158 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:21,277 Is confiscating private Property for its own benefit. 159 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,367 This thing color? 160 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,984 Look, I can appreciate your Frustration, mr. Osborne, 161 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,586 But that is no reason For breaking and entering. 162 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:33,089 All I know is now I got my tv back. 163 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:34,623 Dietrich: guess again. 164 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:37,560 The serial number on the theft Report doesn't match the tv. 165 00:08:37,584 --> 00:08:38,560 What? 166 00:08:38,584 --> 00:08:40,251 You got the wrong sony. 167 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:43,800 They all look alike. 168 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,034 What? 169 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,469 I'm afraid you've stolen 170 00:08:47,493 --> 00:08:50,228 Somebody else's Television set, mr. Osborne. 171 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:54,486 - barn. - yeah. 172 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:57,680 Uh, I ran down the gun. 173 00:08:57,704 --> 00:09:01,651 It belongs to a collector, But it wasn't on the hot sheet. 174 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:03,720 No? 175 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,688 No, so I got him Coming down here. 176 00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:06,712 Okay. 177 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:16,766 Barn? 178 00:09:16,790 --> 00:09:19,268 Yeah? 179 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:23,839 Uh... It's about Inspector luger. 180 00:09:23,863 --> 00:09:25,241 If you'll check the roster, 181 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,875 You'll see that Harris is on with him. 182 00:09:26,899 --> 00:09:28,378 No, that's not it. 183 00:09:28,402 --> 00:09:29,645 Oh? 184 00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:33,182 You're always trying To get ahead of me. 185 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:36,152 What is it? What About inspector luger? 186 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:39,788 Well, it's about the way That he grabbed morrissey 187 00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:40,790 In the drugstore. 188 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:41,957 Yeah? 189 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:45,294 I mean, it was something That you had to see. 190 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,164 He just totally Moved in and took over. 191 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,365 Yeah? 192 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:52,135 I mean, morrissey was Pointing a gun at him 193 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,170 And telling him to stay away, 194 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,305 And luger walked right up to him 195 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,442 And grabbed it by the Barrel and took it from him. 196 00:09:59,466 --> 00:10:01,176 By the barrel? 197 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:04,369 Yeah. It was like he Was daring him to use it. 198 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:10,186 What is it you're Trying to say, wojo? 199 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,887 Just that the... 200 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:16,659 Just that the way he Acted was, you know, like... 201 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,828 Like he wanted to get shot. 202 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:22,854 Come on, that's ridiculous! 203 00:10:24,957 --> 00:10:26,235 Okay. 204 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,904 I mean, it's just not The way the man is. 205 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:31,374 He would never do a Thing like that. He's, uh... 206 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:34,143 Sure, he's been having A tough time of it. 207 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,878 He's depressed Because of his demotion, 208 00:10:35,902 --> 00:10:39,348 But it's not that serious. 209 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:40,771 Right. 210 00:10:42,476 --> 00:10:45,153 He does have a kind of a... 211 00:10:45,177 --> 00:10:49,358 Preoccupation... With the morbid. 212 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:53,028 He was talking about Not wanting to... 213 00:10:53,052 --> 00:10:56,132 Go out like brownie, you know. 214 00:10:56,156 --> 00:11:01,058 How he'd prefer a Clean, quick death. 215 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,709 Of course, that's just talk. 216 00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:10,779 Well, I'm glad you Cleared that up. 217 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:14,283 A year and a half you guys Have kept my tv set locked up, 218 00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,918 Giving me the runaround. 219 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:18,121 Look, I'm sure everything's Gonna work just fine. 220 00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:20,022 Are you getting me my tv? 221 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,390 I'm working on it. 222 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:22,525 Sure. 223 00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:24,393 Mr. Osborne. 224 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,661 Because of you guys, 225 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,297 I missed nearly two whole Seasons of television. 226 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:31,099 Football games, world Series, all the new shows. 227 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:32,290 In the cage. 228 00:11:34,261 --> 00:11:36,939 I haven't even seen "Real people" yet. 229 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:38,796 Some day you'll thank us. 230 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:47,149 Uh, inspector. 231 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:48,617 Yeah. 232 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,186 Not a bad little Peashooter, huh, barney? 233 00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,221 Uh, yeah. 234 00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:54,657 Solid, compact. 235 00:11:54,681 --> 00:11:57,225 It could get the job done. 236 00:11:57,249 --> 00:11:59,227 Could use a cleaning, though. 237 00:11:59,251 --> 00:12:00,596 - uh, inspector. - huh? 238 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:01,664 No, I'm not through With it, barn. 239 00:12:01,688 --> 00:12:03,632 Uh... Wojo needs it. 240 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:04,967 Huh? 241 00:12:04,991 --> 00:12:06,324 Evidence. 242 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:10,094 Well, pardon me for living. 243 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,777 Excuse me? 244 00:12:15,801 --> 00:12:19,315 I'm looking for a Sergeant wojciehowicz. 245 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:22,851 Yeah, we're all Looking for something. 246 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:26,888 Vogel, I'm wojciehowicz. This is captain miller. 247 00:12:26,912 --> 00:12:28,324 Hello. 248 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,959 Mr. Vogel. 249 00:12:29,983 --> 00:12:32,961 Is, uh... Is this your gun? 250 00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:36,398 Yes, that's my 1850 Double-action pepperbox. 251 00:12:36,422 --> 00:12:39,435 It's one of my Most prized pieces. 252 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,436 Ah. 253 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,304 I-I-it was stolen. 254 00:12:42,328 --> 00:12:44,806 But that theft was Never reported. 255 00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:47,743 Well, I-I-I didn't know The procedure, you see. 256 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,245 But now that I'm here, 257 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,647 I'll just fill out The necessary forms 258 00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,204 And get out of your way. 259 00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,952 Can I see your license For this weapon? 260 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,621 Oh, yes. Yes, of Course. It's right here. 261 00:12:59,645 --> 00:13:02,324 I have a collector's license. 262 00:13:02,348 --> 00:13:05,817 This is my foster Child. She's in korea. 263 00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:09,932 She depends on me. 264 00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:13,268 Oh, yes, here it is. 265 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:17,428 Her name is kim lee. She'll be 18 next month. 266 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:20,564 Not bad. 267 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:24,313 Seems to be in order. 268 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:26,916 Oh. Oh, yes. Certainly. Of course. 269 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,919 Well, I'll just take My gun and run along. 270 00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:32,822 You have a large Collection, mr. Vogel? 271 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:34,790 Yes, yes, I have some pieces 272 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,294 That go clear back To the 16th century. 273 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:42,064 Breechloaders and Flintlocks and smoothbores. 274 00:13:42,088 --> 00:13:44,633 Any of them missing? 275 00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,469 All of them. 276 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:48,938 Why didn't you tell us? 277 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:51,908 I just did. 278 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,497 Have a seat, mr. Vogel. 279 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:59,782 I mean, to lose such A valuable collection 280 00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:01,205 And not report it... 281 00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,954 Is it just possible, mr. Vogel, 282 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:08,958 That included in That collection are... 283 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:11,326 Are some illegal firearms? 284 00:14:14,553 --> 00:14:16,631 I see you've guessed My little secret. 285 00:14:17,757 --> 00:14:20,602 Well, I did have a Few verboten items. 286 00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:21,704 Such as? 287 00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:25,207 Oh, a submachine gun And a flamethrower 288 00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:27,977 And a couple grenade launchers. 289 00:14:29,736 --> 00:14:31,413 Wojo, you better Get a complete list 290 00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:33,783 And get out an apb As soon as possible. 291 00:14:33,807 --> 00:14:35,951 Yeah. Right. Gotcha. 292 00:14:35,975 --> 00:14:38,988 Barney, bank hold-up. Guy's got a bazooka. 293 00:14:39,012 --> 00:14:42,257 It's probably mine. 294 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,458 I'll take it, barney. 295 00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,795 Uh, inspector, that Won't be necessary. 296 00:14:45,819 --> 00:14:47,229 Huh? But it's my case. 297 00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,331 Wojo, take harris. 298 00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,533 Thanks, barn. 299 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:53,825 Take some uniforms and Contact emergency service. 300 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,100 Playing favorites, huh? 301 00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,489 A couple of german mausers. 302 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,513 Hmm. 303 00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:23,320 An m-17 rocket launcher. 304 00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,635 You got no cruise missiles? 305 00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,960 Can't keep those in the city. 306 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:34,777 Got that list done yet? 307 00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,266 Oh, yes. 308 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:41,439 Here. Look. 309 00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:49,792 You got enough firepower Here to level a city. 310 00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:51,560 Thank you. 311 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,596 Ought to send it Over to afghanistan. 312 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,998 Knock those commies Back under the iron curtain, 313 00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,065 Where they belong. 314 00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:00,057 Just brushing up on My cold war jargon. 315 00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:05,140 Pinko. 316 00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,510 Mr. Morrissey, if you've Been paying any attention, 317 00:16:07,534 --> 00:16:09,578 You know that this Thing has turned serious. 318 00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,014 Now I want to know... Where did you get that gun? 319 00:16:12,038 --> 00:16:12,982 I can't tell you! 320 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:13,982 Mr. Morrissey! 321 00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:14,984 I don't know! 322 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,885 It was some guy I met in the bar. 323 00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:19,087 I gave him the money. He gave me the gun. 324 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:20,789 I didn't even get his name. 325 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:23,213 It was just a brief encounter. 326 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:28,030 All right, let's Get that apb out, 327 00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,833 And get on to all the Borough commanders. 328 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,334 You better warn Them that there may be 329 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:33,602 A lot of firepower On the streets. 330 00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,392 What about my tv? 331 00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:41,977 Oh, inspector. 332 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,646 Where you been, barney? 333 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,880 I was downstairs. 334 00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,416 I had some things To take care of. 335 00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:49,384 Oh. 336 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,986 You need anything? 337 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,857 Huh? No, no. 338 00:16:54,881 --> 00:16:57,726 There's just nothing For me to do out there, 339 00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:59,829 So I thought I'd Just sit in here. 340 00:16:59,853 --> 00:17:00,996 Inspector... 341 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,666 You got d.D. Taking Care of that gun nut. 342 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:07,269 Then you send wojo out With harris on my case. 343 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:09,604 Inspector, I felt it was better That they work together. 344 00:17:09,628 --> 00:17:11,440 Now, they have been Together for years, 345 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,075 And they know Each other's moves. 346 00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,809 Or maybe you're just afraid 347 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:17,412 To send frankie luger Out on a call, huh? 348 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:19,982 Figure maybe he's Getting a little too old. 349 00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:21,984 Can't cut the mustard anymore. 350 00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,853 That's not the case at all. 351 00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:27,156 I thought I handled myself Pretty good with that punk. 352 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,624 As a matter of fact, 353 00:17:28,648 --> 00:17:30,893 Wojo was talking To me about that. 354 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:34,129 Oh, was he? 355 00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,764 Changing his story, huh? 356 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,434 Trying to grab off Some of the glory? 357 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,002 Listen, I'm the guy That grabbed the gun 358 00:17:41,026 --> 00:17:43,705 Out of that young Punk's hand, remember? 359 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:45,107 I know. 360 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,709 I laid it all right On the line, barney. 361 00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,678 I could've got myself killed. 362 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,947 Are you sure that Wasn't the whole idea? 363 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:52,948 Huh? 364 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:54,950 What? Oh. 365 00:17:56,376 --> 00:18:00,522 You think I was looking to Take a slug in the gut, hmm? 366 00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:03,425 You think I wanted to Go out on that bank heist 367 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,027 So maybe I could walk In front of a bazooka, 368 00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:08,397 Get my head blown Off my shoulders, 369 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:12,067 My ears and everything Splattered all over the walls? 370 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:15,571 They'd have to scrape Me off with a putty knife? 371 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:17,139 Is that what you think? 372 00:18:17,163 --> 00:18:20,175 Yeah. 373 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,265 Oh. 374 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,181 I appreciate that, barney. 375 00:18:26,205 --> 00:18:28,684 Inspector, it's just that You can't help notice 376 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,554 How depressed you've been With the demotion and everything 377 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:34,155 And how you're always Talking about foster and kleiner 378 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:36,091 And how great it Was that they got it 379 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,460 In the line of duty, And I was just worried 380 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,562 That you were looking To set yourself up 381 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:42,263 For the same thing To happen to you. 382 00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:46,435 Poppycock, barney. 383 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:49,438 Never entered my mind. 384 00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,706 You're certain? 385 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:51,974 Certainly. 386 00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:55,978 I may get a little down in The dumps occasionally, 387 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:59,515 But that don't mean I'm about to go out 388 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:03,185 And take a bazooka Blast in the bread basket. 389 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:04,720 I'm glad to hear that, 390 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,656 'cause we're genuinely Fond of you around here, 391 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,459 And we'd like to see you Hang around for a while. 392 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,930 Bet you they'd give me one Hell of a funeral, though, 393 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:15,954 Huh, barn? 394 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,856 A closed coffin, of course. 395 00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:26,508 - hey. - hey. 396 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,310 Look familiar? 397 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,834 That's betty. 398 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:41,279 About that raise, barney... 399 00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:43,681 Wojo! 400 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,563 Uh, it isn't loaded. 401 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,900 It's already been fired. 402 00:19:50,924 --> 00:19:53,768 Come on, big blast, get in here. 403 00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:56,071 I had no idea. I Mean, the noise. 404 00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,139 What happened? 405 00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,208 I don't know. It just went boom. 406 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,310 Barn, this is vincent turso. 407 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,178 He walked into The bank with that, 408 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,880 Told them to open the vault. 409 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,748 Otherwise, he Would blow it open. 410 00:20:06,772 --> 00:20:08,150 Are there chimes in here? 411 00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,886 Anyway, when they Said they couldn't, 412 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,722 He blew a 3-foot hole Through the door. 413 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:16,225 Pretty stupid stunt, mr. Turso. 414 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,360 No kidding. 415 00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:21,263 Barn, the backblast knocked Out most of the windows. 416 00:20:21,287 --> 00:20:23,332 Well, I wasn't supposed To use that thing. 417 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,267 The guy gives it to me, Says "Go in and point it. 418 00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,969 They'll be throwing Money all over you." 419 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:28,971 - what guy? - the guy that I bought it from. 420 00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,906 - who was? - I don't know. Just some guy. 421 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,296 I met him at the ballet. 422 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,744 Book him. 423 00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,213 All right. Mr. Vogel? 424 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,115 Come on. Sit down. 425 00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:42,884 You want to take it easy, Huh? It's been very rough. 426 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:44,085 Just sit down. 427 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,854 Did you ever fire one of those? 428 00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,789 Yeah, in nam. 429 00:20:47,813 --> 00:20:49,880 Oh, sure. Outside. 430 00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:52,861 Am I free to leave now? 431 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,096 No. 432 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:56,098 Not until you're given A criminal citation 433 00:20:56,122 --> 00:20:57,232 For each illegal piece. 434 00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,234 I did that. 435 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,291 Oh. 436 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,838 Yeah, you can go. 437 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:06,830 I guess you're wondering Why I collect guns. 438 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,346 No, not particularly. 439 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:13,182 You see, guns are america. 440 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:16,218 The history of the gun is The history of this country, 441 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:19,388 From the pilgrims' blunderbuss To the winchester, the colt. 442 00:21:19,412 --> 00:21:22,457 Why, even the Snub-nosed .38 you carry. 443 00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,727 - quite a cavalcade. - mm-hmm. 444 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,697 Culminating with the Ultimate gun... The atomic bomb... 445 00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:32,034 The one that may make All other guns obsolete. 446 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:34,870 Unfortunately, you'll Have to do without that one 447 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,104 In your collection. 448 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:40,342 Yes, I guess so. 449 00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:48,506 I'll keep the file open. 450 00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,046 Hey, barn... 451 00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,728 Inspector luger is out there, 452 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,864 Fiddling around With the bazooka. 453 00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:05,567 Wojo, I had a long Talk with the man. 454 00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:07,469 He's fine. 455 00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:09,938 He's okay. 456 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:13,141 You mean he's not Thinking about, uh... 457 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,836 The man said it never Entered his mind. 458 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,785 Oh, yeah? 459 00:22:23,809 --> 00:22:25,776 At least not until We brought it up. 460 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:30,693 So you had to Drag me into it, huh? 461 00:22:32,652 --> 00:22:34,029 Barn? Line 2. 462 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:35,931 Inspector henderson, Commissioner's office. 463 00:22:35,955 --> 00:22:36,955 Thank you. 464 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:41,803 Okay. 465 00:22:41,827 --> 00:22:45,807 Oh, my god, it's my tv. 466 00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:47,876 Yeah, I got you A bail ticket, too. 467 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:50,011 I dreamed about this day. 468 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,980 So did I. 469 00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:56,084 Okay, just have to sign this, And then you can go home. 470 00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:59,922 See? I wasn't lying. 471 00:22:59,946 --> 00:23:04,192 Same model, same Size, same color. 472 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,827 Same problem. 473 00:23:05,851 --> 00:23:06,895 What? 474 00:23:06,919 --> 00:23:10,098 We got to hold This for your trial. 475 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:11,567 But you've got another one. 476 00:23:11,591 --> 00:23:13,835 Well, you know, because of The way your defense is set up... 477 00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,904 The similarities, The tv, et cetera. 478 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,072 Well, you understand. 479 00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:18,440 But... 480 00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:19,975 Don't worry. We'll Take care of this. 481 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,543 We'll get it to You in good shape 482 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:22,844 As soon as the trial is over. 483 00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:24,846 Good night, mr. Osborne. Take care of yourself. 484 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:28,249 Don't worry about the set. We'll take care of it for you. 485 00:23:28,273 --> 00:23:30,608 Watch yourself. 486 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,790 Gentlemen. 487 00:23:34,814 --> 00:23:37,726 Change to the duty roster. 488 00:23:37,750 --> 00:23:39,127 Inspector? 489 00:23:39,151 --> 00:23:40,250 Yeah? 490 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,632 You're being reassigned. 491 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,734 Yeah? Where? 492 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:49,571 Staten island or Columbus circle? 493 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,539 They want you back downtown. 494 00:23:51,563 --> 00:23:52,763 Huh? 495 00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,781 You mean back doing What I did before? 496 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:03,185 Tomorrow morning, you Report to manhattan south. 497 00:24:03,209 --> 00:24:05,854 Well, men, 498 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:08,757 Looks like you'll be losing The old inspector, huh? 499 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,058 Terrific! 500 00:24:10,082 --> 00:24:11,649 About time. 501 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:21,170 Of course, I intend to stick Around for the rest of the day. 502 00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:23,472 - sure. - sure.